The Church of Google
Google is more worthy of worship than most religions I know:
You can ask Google anything, and you will almost always get answers that are relevant.
Google doesn't require you to give up 10% of your income.
Google doesn't say you can't have sex. In fact, google enables you to find sex partners, no matter how strange your kink.
Google doesn't cause it's followers to burn witches, blow up Buddha's, blacklist Jews, beat up Blacks, or bilk old ladies.
Google can help you become immortal better than any religion can.
And now you search 100's of mail order catalogs.
I think I'm going to start a religion. Now I just got to find some nubile groupies…
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