Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
QT: Envy is the art of counting the other fellow’s blessings instead of your own. ~Harold Coffin
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow’s blessings instead of your own. ~Harold Coffin
Entries Tagged as 'quotes'
Sunday, May 15th, 2011
QT: Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. –Daniele Vare
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Daniele Vare via overcomingbias.com
Thursday, May 27th, 2010
On finding the perfect woman
“One afternoon, Nasruddin and his friend were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love. His friend asked: ‘How come you never married?’ ‘Well,’ said Nasruddin, ‘to tell you the truth, I spend my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she [...]
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
“I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what IS it seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you, too!” — Grandpa Simpson
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
I wonder if that’s been said before…
“I’d rather eat someone with chlamydia than with AIDS.” – Lexi “I think AZT would change the taste of the meat.” -Lexi “Have you ever been to Body Worlds? I was _so_ hungry.” -Lexi “Who doesn’t want a plasticized fetus?” – Rion
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
Al Swearingen on misfortune
Friday, September 19th, 2008
“Don’t look now, but I think our government just socialized everything EXCEPT medicine!” –Jennifer Bishop via flutterby
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
Things My Boyfriend Says
Those of you who like johnquotes, would probably like this: For example: e: I’d get a bunny if they weren’t so stupid. me: They’re brilliant! e: They chew extenstion cords! me: So do you! e: Yeah, but for me it’s a religious obligation. me: What religion is that? e: I’m not allowed to tell outsiders. [...]
Friday, July 6th, 2007
The only reason we die
Saturday, May 5th, 2007
Zing!
Via brec: In the estimable Christopher Hitchens’s new book, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, a parenthetical remark on p. 4: In the very recent past, we have seen the Church of Rome befouled by its complicity with the unpardonable sin of child rape, or, as it might be phrased in Latin form, [...]
