A Girl’s Guide to Seducing Johnny Depp
18-Aug-09
A Girl’s Guide to Seducing Johnny Depp
Do not be the first one to romanticize the interaction. For all he knows, you’re just hanging out as friends — not the distant let’s-just-be-friends kind of friends, but as confidants… as two people who have such a potentially honest relationship that adding sex to the mix might ruin it. When he makes overtures to try to move into a more romantic frame, be a little unsure. You’re not sure if you could handle the spotlight of dating someone so famous. It would never work out between you. He lives so far away. He’d break your heart. It’s better off that you just stay friends. After all, the two of you can open up to each other so easily (after all the amazing listening and question-asking you did, of course he can open up to you). Turn his assets into liabilities — his fame, his fortune, his good looks — all these are things that make you reluctant to be with him.