craschworks

This is :

I've read 's journal for over a year. She's funny, smart, and a good writer.

And, for what I expect to be a very limited time, she's available for hire.

So if any of my Atlanta peeps are reading this, as your attorney, I advise you to hire her post haste.

With her support, you will have the power to crush your enemies like ants on a hot sidewalk. Legend suggests that her mere presence will incite a powerful desire to make love with your products.

For example, once bought an Apple iPod.

Apple now control 80% of the mp3 player market.

Coincidence? I think not.

Do you want happy customers? Profits? Then don't delay — hire now.

(P.S. She would also consider relocating to Fort Lauderdale or Chicago.)

Experience

May 2001 January 2006 Kids II, Inc. Alpharetta, GA
Help Desk Manager

• Account manager for outside vendors and customers using the company portal
• Project tracking and management
• Team leader on globally distributed remote office setups
• Responsible for troubleshooting support requests from internal users and international employees
• Set up and implement employee hardware
• Supervise Help Desk Assistants
• Quality assurance and performance testing
• Maintain company website
• IP and PBX phone system programming and equipment troubleshooting
• Provide follow-up training for new hires
• Creation and maintenance of training program using a variety of web and multimedia tools
• Create and manage company communications security policy

Oct. 2000 – May 2001 Bernadette's Salon Atlanta, GA
Front Desk

• Responsible for appointment scheduling and client relations
• Assist in daily inventory responsibilities
• Assist in network repair and installation and maintenance of phone system

Dec. 1999 – May 2000 Smartcasual.com New York, NY
Marketing Manager/Technical Liaison

• Responsible for design and content of over twenty web sites
• Manage team of direct-marketing associates
• Research and develop online marketing strategies
• Team leader of network administration

June 1999 – Dec. 1999 Money.net New York, NY
Technical Contact

• Author of my.money.net's original help and tutorial sections
• Basic web design and consultation
• Beta product testing and evaluation

Education
Kankakee Community College Kankakee, IL

General studies
Iroquois West H.S. Gilman, IL

General studies as well as courses in keyboarding, computer programming, WordPerfect, and MS Office

Technical Skills
Operating Systems: Windows 3.x, 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000, XP, CE, and basic UNIX concepts

Microsoft Applications: Word and Excel 97/2000/XP/2003, FrontPage, PowerPoint, Outlook 97/2000/XP, Project 98/2000, Visio, Internet Explorer, and ActiveSync

Other Software: Eudora, Mozilla Firefox, WordPerfect, Adobe Acrobat, Photoshop and GoLive, Macromedia Fireworks and Dreamweaver MX, Intuit Track-It!, Citrix client, Sybari Antigen, Symantec pcAnywhere, webconference, TurboDemo, PaintShop Pro, Inter-Tel DB Programming

Internet: HTML, search engine marketing, website design and maintenance

Miscellaneous: IP Telephony, phone system design, FTP, TCP/IP, excellent communication and organizational skills, 100+ wpm typing speed