craschworks

And the award for least self-aware personals ad goes to “Wondering what is out there – 28 in Wilmington”:

I am a truly, loving, caring person. I look for the best in people. My best quality is my caring, compassionate nature. I see what's there, but focus on the positive. I do all I can to improve the world around me, I know that when it's my time to go, all that will matter is what kind of person I was and how I treated other people. I love to laugh and am not above making an ass out of myself!

No losers.
No fatasses.
No bums.
No Mexicans.
No Italians.
No French Canadians.

Yeah, those French Canadian women are always getting on my nerves.