craschworks / Survey says!

Survey says!

Abortion?:	Retroactive abortions, definitely.
Death Penalty?:	Yes, as I long as I get to pick who and how. Otherwise, no.
Prostitution?:	Yes, but you couldn't afford me.
Alcohol?:	No way. I can't resist Doritos, for god's sake.
Marijuana?:	Makes you talk funny.
Other drugs?:	LSD and meth are tempting. But I think my mind's altered enough.
Gay marriage?:	Sure. And polyamory, polygamy, and any other n-way marriage between consenting individuals.
Illegal immigrants?:	Who's gonna mow my lawn when I'm 80 if we don't let the brown people in?
Smoking?:	I once smoked a paper bag, so I could learn how to blow smoke rings.
Drunk driving?:	Make 'em drive around with a special cherry-red “drunk” license plate for a year.
Cloning?:	Yes, the sooner the better. I can't wait to begin work on crasch v. 2.0
Racism?:	I wish I had Jew genes. Maybe I'd be better at math.
Premarital sex?:	Yes, please.
Religion?:	Superstitious security blanket. Santa Claus for adults.
The war in Iraq?:	You know you've got a rabbit problem when you find a rack full of eyes in their warren.
Bush?:	I'm a big fan — trimmed, shaved, covered in thong — it's all good.
Downloading music?:	You think I'm gonna pay for Yanni's Greatest Hits? Hahahahaha!
The legal drinking age?:	If he can open the can, he can drink it.
Porn?:	Ah porn, you've brought such joy to my life.
Suicide?:	Yes, as I long as I get to pick who and how. Otherwise, no.

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