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At christmas, when walking through large crowds of people, I often, purposely, walk into young children who aren't looking where they are going. They annoy me and I think it's funny when they sometimes fall over and their parents give me dirty looks… it's their own bloody fault for not looking where they are going!

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I masturbated on a girl's headstone. The crescent-moon shape was a convenient smooth shape. Pooh bear was carved on it. Since then, I've masturbated on gravestones about a half-dozen times.

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My boss is a narrow minded fool. So I keep leaking all his private information to his clients. But I've taken it too far this time. I leaked his wife's expenses and there is hell on. They don't know it was me though. Ha ha ha. One day I will get to sit on the big leather chair.