craschworks

H: My name is Lydia
H: and almost any nickname besides Lyddie is fine with me
craschem: How about G. Gordon?
craschem: Sorry. I really shouldn't write the first thing that pops into my head.

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H: Tell me a story.
craschem: There once was a Little Worm. He ate lots of dirt. One day, he found a piece of dirt so big, he couldn't swallow it. Try as he might, it wouldn't fit. So he called his friend Joe. He told Joe that at the top of the piece of dirt, he would find an extra tasty piece of dirt. So Joe become very excited and crawled to the top of the dirt clod. Whereupon a blue jay saw him. “Peck, peck, peck.” Joe was gone. But the dirt clod was now in little pieces, and the Little Earthworm enjoyed eating them very much. The end

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craschem: Thanks for the info. Yeah, I was raised Mormon, but I'm an atheist now.
H: Why the decision to change?
craschem: I wish I could say that I was driven purely by a search for the truth, but…
craschem: …when puberty hit, let's just say that I felt very conflicted.