craschworks

I'm always amazed at the people who think they know the mind of God.

“You atheists are going to burn in Hell!”

Really? Consider.

Although I pray every day to be cursed with great wealth, it does seem have some true disadvantages. For example, does Warren Buffett really know who his friends are? I bet he sometimes wonders “does Ol' Bob here have a deep and abiding affection for me, or a deep and abiding affection for my money?

Maybe life on Earth is really God's way of sifting the real “Friends of God” from the ass-kissers and sycophants.

I can see it now — the Day of Judgement.

God: “Alright, all you Jesus-pimpers and Mohammed-fluffers. Out, out of the pool. I”m sick and tired of the constant whining, and begging. You think I give a damn about who wins your friggin ball games? The rest of you, come with me.”

I mean c'mon. What kind of God would create beings whose sole purpose is to worship him? It'd be like being worshipped by an ant farm.

To be sure, as an atheist, this is all very self-serving. _Of course_ God created the Universe just to window out the grain of independent thinkers from the chafe of religious nuts.

You listening, God?

Hmmmph.

If God(s) exist, I'm betting that we're all the cosmic equivalent of mold growing in the Almighty's Tupperware at the back of the fridge.